EVERY THING IS ENGINEER

10 SEBAB UTAMA KORANG PATUT DATING OR KAWEN DENGAN SEORANG ENGINEER:

REAL ENGINEERS....

KAMI SUME SINGLE DAN ENSEM

1. Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.
2. Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday.
3. engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.
4. Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic transmissions.
5. Engineers say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day?" (KAMI SEORANG YANG SPECIFIC).
6. Engineers wear badges so they don't forget who they are. Sometimes a note is attached saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own car".
7. Real Engineers' politics run towards acquiring a parking space with their name on it and an office with a window.
8. Engineers know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.
9. Engineers know how to take the cover off of their computer, and are not afraid to do it.
10. Engineers' briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a copy of "Quantum Physics", and a half of a peanut butter sandwich.

• Engineers don't find the above at all funny.

KAMI LA CALON TRBAEK

NOTE: ANDA HANYA AKAN MEMAHAMI BILA MENGENALI KAMI.